Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Mine Mine Mine and other Jobs in Australia

There is a war going on, a war to end all wars, a war that will change the way you think about Australia for the rest of your life, maybe even your afterlife. I'm talking about the Jobs that good hard working Miners are mining every day that are stolen before the people of Australia even know what Jobs they could have had. Mining is Australia. Australia is Jobs. Jobs are Mining and don't even get me started on Industry. Industry Jobs, particularly those involving mining are becoming Australia. Jobs that if I were mining I would most definatrly indoubibebly learn how to spell first. Second I should probably find out if indoubidebly is even a word. And thirdly I would look into how bad it really is to start a sentence with and. Come to think of it I should also look into the propriety of using and at the end of a sentence. Jobs are too hard. Mining is too hard. Industry is pretty hard. Australia is nice and soft with it's sparkling blue oceans and red desserts (sand is yellow by the way Australia) stretching as far as the eye can see, which to be fair is only about as far as the horizon. Very few of you will understand the humor behind this blog on the Australia mining industry jobs but that is fine because as humorous as it is it is not meant to be funny, infact those of you who do do find this funny should be ashamed of yourselves, who would laugh at a tale of woe and heartbreak in the in the heart of industry. Yes thats right Australia. So stand up, take off that bloody hat and join me in a rousing version of Waltzing Matilda our Australian national anthem.

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